November 7, 2009 - The F Word guests are now up.

November 6, 2009 - The F Word transcript and secrets are up, and Visitor Sightings updated.

November 4, 2009 - I just call obnoxious motorcycle riders obnoxiuos motorcycle riders, no reason to call them fags, but here's Trey's addendum to the definition for "fag".

One could argue that Trey figures this group is now more deserving of "fag" than homosexuals are, or just that he finds the loud motorcycles as annoying as anyone else does.

November 3, 2009 - For anyone wondering why "Gay Fish" was available for download so quickly while Cartman's version of "Poker Face" is not, the answer is that "Gay Fish" was not a cover of a Kanye song while "Poker Face" is, and covers need to be cleared with the original artists before full versions can be available for download.

November 1, 2009 - South Park Studios announces Episode 1312 - The F Word.

	The F Word The boys aren't going to let the Harley Festival being held in South Park ruin their weekend. Everyone agrees they've had enough of the loud and obnoxious bikers that have arrived in South Park. The boys are taking on the Harley Riders. They throw down the F word and the game is on.

October 30, 2009 - Whale Whores guests are now up. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

October 30, 2009 - Whale Whores transcript and secrets up, and Visitor Sightings updated. Also, the three samples of Cartman's version of Lady Gaga's Poker Face.

October 26, 2009 - South Park Studios announces Episode 1311 - "Whale Whores." "Free Willzyx" wasn't enough whale for our two dynamic creators.

	Whale Whores The Japanese are on a mad-hunt to kill all the world’s dolphins and whales. Stan and his family are spending his birthday at the Denver Aquarium where they will get to swim with the dolphins. Things turn bloody when the Japanese attack, kill all the dolphins and ruin Stan’s big day. There seems to be no end to the senseless killing. Stan takes on the cause to save the dolphins from the Japanese.

October 23, 2009 - W.T.F. transcript, secrets, and guests up, and Visitor Sightings updated.

October 17, 2009 - South Park Studios announces Episode 1310 - W.T.F. Wrestling Is Awesome is just the name of the clip below.

	W.T.F. After attending a WWE MATCH, the boys ALL WANT TO BE PROFESSIONAL WRESTLERS. The boys have found their new calling in life and they hurry to sign up for the wrestling club. They soon find out THE KIND OF WRESTLING THEY TEACH AT SCHOOL IS not the same thing they saw at the WWE. The boy’s wrestling coach has the same problem. He’s been struggling for years to get people to see the difference.

Clearly en episode about World Wrestling Entertainment, the male wrestlers shown are John Cena and Edge. The shirts the boys are wearing represent WWE and its wrestlers: CM Punk (the forearms on Token's shirt), WWE itself (Get the F out, indicating it got rid of Federation in its name), John Bradshaw Layfield (the initials JBL on Kenny's shirt).

October 16, 2009 - Buttres' Bottom Bitch transcript, secrets, and guests up.

October 13, 2009 - Visitor Sightings updated.

October 11, 2009 - South Park Studios announces Episode 1309 - Butters' Bottom Bitch (a bottom bitch is a pimp's most treasured prostitute - she's the one he can always count on, and she'll stick by him through anything).

	Episode 1309 - Butters' Bottom Bitch Prostitution is on the rise in South Park. This affects South Park Elementary in an unusual way. Butters has made it all the way to the 4th grade without ever kissing a girl. All of his friends have been teasing him mercilessly. Butters is determined to catch up with the rest of the boys in his class. See the really short preview below.

October 9, 2009 - Dead Celebrities guests up.

October 10, 2009 - Dead Celebrities transcript added. If either of the two voices (beside Walter Cronkite, Farrah Fawcett, and Michael Jackson) in Ike's hospital room are linked to the celebrities shown later on, let me know. Also, seems Michael Jackson fans have taken offense at the episode for making light of Jackson's death. I'm a big MJ fan myself, despite his off-stage activities over the past 20 years, but I love South Park, so I couldn't take offense at the episode. :)

October 9, 2009 - Dead Celebrities secrets up.

October 4, 2009 - South Park Studios announces Episode 1308 - Dead Celebrities.

	Episode 1308 - Dead Celebrities The boys bring in professional ghost hunters to investigate evidence of paranormal activity in the Broflovski House. Powerful forces are tormenting Ike. He's freaked out and the stress could kill him. Kyle and the boys are doing everything they can to save him but the poltergeists won't leave Ike alone. See the really short preview below.

September 29, 2009 - For the next two weeks, until the South Park BRD comes out, South Park Studios is streaming South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut. You'll also find five clips from the commentary the BRD will have. Too bad a matching DVD will not be sold to those of us who don't have BRD. On the other hand, when the DVD came out 10 years ago, I didn't have a DVD player, and bought one just for the movie (the player cost about $140 at the time), so I'll probably get a BRD player now. Prices have come down, so I can find a BRD player now for less than $100.

September 24, 2009 - Autumn placeholder. No news this week, 'cept those appearances Trey made in Michigan, but there's nothing new in in there.

Summer news now cropped and in the South Park Timeline and in South Park In the News.